Church Porn Hack Horror

A dormant Catholic Church website owned by the diocese of Cling has been misused by hackers to redirect visitors to porn, sex and dating sites.

Visitors to the site were offered a variety of novel "Confessions" and were also led to the web cam site of "Hail" Mary Vasquez, the Brazilian Internet porn queen.

The Bishop of Cling, Dr. John Bigcrozier, has expressed horror and distress.

"It's an affront to the Church," he fumed from the pulpit last night, "What's worse we haven't made a red cent from it. There's your sin for you right there".

All the offending links have been removed and will be examined carefully in a closed session of the Cling Commission for Digital Lewdness at the weekend.

Meanwhile it is thought group of dedicated Jesuit hackers from "The Little Geeks Of Our Lady " order have broken into the webservers of www.longnightsofunfeasibleecstascy.com and replaced all the images on that site with pictures of famous Popes. The Popes were unavailable for comment.

BreakingNews.ie: Hijacked church website offered links to sex services 24/08/2007