Mighty Jabba The Health has added her ululation to the call for senior management in the Health "Service" Executive to follow their betters in government to a ten percent paycut perc*nt.
She denied that there was anything underhand, underclaw or undertentacle about the fact that the pay cut would not be reflected in the massive pensions due to the cabinet or senior civil servants.
Eating a reporter from Newstalk 106, Mighty Jabba said "Ennolie skwanna paff hattha carbonite meyo loki canna waardhu oh ho-ho-ho-ho" which ran through the Department of Foreign Affairs protocol droid, and was translated as "Look. We have done nothing but funnel huge sums into the health service. I see no reason whatever to freeze my pension in carbonite to please those insignificant little people...what are they called again? Oh yes...voters oh ho-ho-ho-ho"
Mighty Jabba, Queen of All Pies and OverMaiden of Drumm the Incompetent of G'Naarth, declined to comment on her coming downgrading from "That Useless Wasteful Progressive Democrat C*nt Harney" to the more informal "That Useless Wasteful Independent C*nt Harney"
The search for the last of the Progressive Democrats continues. A bounty of 12 K'Laatus has been offered by the Jedi Council to "..eradicate their kind for good and all"
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