Dateline London: The British Ministry of Defence has released for the first time details of a sighting of a smiling Unionist in Northern Ireland during the early nineties - the disclosures, made under the Freedom Of Guff & Bollocks Act of 1997 are described as "significant"*
The blurred photo accompanying the report into the 1991 sighting hints at a possible, ambiguous smirk. "Like the mysterious smirk of 'La Gioconda', only on the face of a right Hun, hai" according to Jackson Twittle, an independent researcher into the para-normal based in Northern Ireland.
"Perhaps the effect is the result of high altitude gamma radiation reflecting at the just the right moment on the camera lens, ther hai" Mr Twittle told 2irish News from the box room of his elderly mother's home in Newry. If that is the case, Twittle concedes that the photo must be a fake. "Its just possible though, that the camera picked up a flicker of satisfaction at the thought of them homosexuals ther nai, nationalists, catholics and the like having a good old burn in hell; and if thats the case, this information is one in a million, hai".
* "significant" only when used in the context of "significant when we need something to fill a couple of paragraphs"
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