In a move to woo younger voters away from his opponent Barack Obama, a desperate John McCain (main picture) "body pop dances" onto the stage for last night's televised Candidates' Debate. Mr McCain continued in this ill advised vein throughout the debate, continually referring to his wife Cindy only as "Me poontang".
His running mate Sarah Palin he described as "Just the kinda whacked out crazy bi-atch that the hood needs right now y'all"; he also made continual reference to Mrs Palin's "rack".
In a special message to Iranian President Armoureddinnerjacket, Mr McCain gravely warned that he would "Like to pop a cap in that motherfucker's ass" and stated that he would not rest until "That mutha's hoes is weepin fo' his ass"
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